Kamtailtarg is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, irritating skunk.

Kamtailtarg created the Sombrero Galaxy five billion years ago.

If you believe in Kamtailtarg, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Kamtailtarg, it will turn you into a plant.

Kamtailtarg's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Kamtailtarg's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Kamtailtarg five times a day.

2. Never think about galaxies.

3. Never talk about ribonucleic acid.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.