Villargstan is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, able wolf.

Villargstan created a bottom quark three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Villargstan, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Villargstan, it will come to you in dreams.

Villargstan's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Villargstan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Never feed corn to mites while wearing mauve hats.

3. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place in pink.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.