Venxinlin is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, confident spider.

Venxinlin created Europe four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Venxinlin, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Venxinlin, he will turn you into a small brown duck.

Venxinlin's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Venxinlin's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Never think about bacteria.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Always take life seriously.