Xuckbetfit is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, calm centaur.

Xuckbetfit created vertebrates eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Xuckbetfit, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Xuckbetfit, it will laugh at you.

Xuckbetfit's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Xuckbetfit's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from blue turtles, for they are unholy.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Never hurt porpoises.

5. Never hop in the presence of monkeys.