Bigvidpom is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, omniscient mouse.

Bigvidpom created the Sunflower Galaxy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bigvidpom, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Bigvidpom, it will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Bigvidpom's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Bigvidpom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear gold on your body.

2. Never write about dwarf planets.

3. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place in white.

4. Never go into blue rooms.

5. Never feed wheat to dogs while wearing ear rings.