Madtitgil is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, unthinking deer.

Madtitgil created a strange quark nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Madtitgil, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Madtitgil, he will strike you with lightening.

Madtitgil's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Madtitgil's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant iron sculpture of Madtitgil in the centre of the settlement.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Always wear white.

4. Do not speak about bananas.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.