Cithogbut is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, fussy dugong.

Cithogbut created dark energy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Cithogbut, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Cithogbut, he will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Cithogbut's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Cithogbut's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if nine snails approach from the west.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate frogs.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Never talk about dolphins.

5. Do not take Cithogbut's name in vain.