Babdagtip is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, impressive hyena.

Babdagtip created light seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Babdagtip, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Babdagtip, it will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Babdagtip's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Babdagtip's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Always make sure there are no eagles in a building before entering it.