Migtomkamdunflap is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, amazing beaver.

Migtomkamdunflap created an up quark nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Migtomkamdunflap, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Migtomkamdunflap, it will turn you into a giant snail.

Migtomkamdunflap's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Migtomkamdunflap's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at moons.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Erect four titanium sculptures of Migtomkamdunflap on top of important buildings.

5. Never paint your back orange.