Gofkiktab is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, all-powerful wasp.

Gofkiktab created dark matter four million years ago.

If you believe in Gofkiktab, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Gofkiktab, he will turn you into a goat.

Gofkiktab's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Gofkiktab's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large tin sculpture of Gofkiktab on top of all buildings.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Always wear blue.

4. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

5. Never talk about stars.