Raklistsog is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, tranquil dragon.

Raklistsog created gold two million years ago.

If you believe in Raklistsog, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Raklistsog, he will say rude things about you at parties.

Raklistsog's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Raklistsog's Holy Commandments

1. Raklistsog must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place in pink.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Never play with disobedient children.