Cidpintonfliggadgarbasslap is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, self-confident cow.

Cidpintonfliggadgarbasslap created an up quark six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cidpintonfliggadgarbasslap, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Cidpintonfliggadgarbasslap, she will turn you into a hamster.

Cidpintonfliggadgarbasslap's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Cidpintonfliggadgarbasslap's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place in gray.

2. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Cidpintonfliggadgarbasslap must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Never think about planets.