Motnullnurl is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, passionate swallow.

Motnullnurl created a bottom quark nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Motnullnurl, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Motnullnurl, she will turn you into a mouse.

Motnullnurl's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Motnullnurl's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of platinum.

4. Never hurt aardvarks.

5. Do not wear brown clothing.