Gessweepid is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, intelligent elephant.

Gessweepid created bats six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gessweepid, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Gessweepid, it will turn you into a snail.

Gessweepid's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Gessweepid's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large nickel sculpture of Gessweepid on top of all buildings.

2. Erect a giant orange sculpture of Gessweepid in the centre of the settlement.

3. Cats are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Do not take Gessweepid's name in vain.

5. Do not shave your face.