Flapfumwab is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, moody hare.

Flapfumwab created the universe six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Flapfumwab, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Flapfumwab, it will not care.

Flapfumwab's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Flapfumwab's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Do not drink water in purple rooms.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Feed all hungry capybaras.

5. Do not commit murder.