Somdabbid is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, conceited walrus.

Somdabbid created the Sun eight million years ago.

If you believe in Somdabbid, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Somdabbid, he will be mildly annoyed.

Somdabbid's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Somdabbid's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Never go into pink rooms.

3. Never think about enzymes.

4. Never hurt cats.

5. Run away if six geese approach from the east.