Stigsandbud is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, ill-tempered pigeon.

Stigsandbud created viruses nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Stigsandbud, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Stigsandbud, it will turn you into a dog.

Stigsandbud's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Stigsandbud's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear mauve.

2. Always obey Stigsandbud's priests.

3. Never wear orange coats.

4. Never feed lots of bread to goats while wearing yellow dresses.

5. Never talk about dwarf planets.