Gengodran is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, merciless salamander.

Gengodran created a quark four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gengodran, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Gengodran, he will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Gengodran's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Gengodran's Holy Commandments

1. Tortoises are not to be trusted.

2. Do not sit in public.

3. Do not kill ants.

4. Do not trade with those who eat oranges.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.