Dampinbaf is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, deceitful dragonfly.

Dampinbaf created energy nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dampinbaf, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Dampinbaf, he will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Dampinbaf's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Dampinbaf's Holy Commandments

1. Dampinbaf loves frogs, so they must be respected.

2. Do not drink water in indigo rooms.

3. You must pray to Dampinbaf six times a day.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate geese.