Gudcabvab is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, dishonourable clam.

Gudcabvab created dark matter three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gudcabvab, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Gudcabvab, it will turn you into a dog.

Gudcabvab's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Gudcabvab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Do not wear mauve clothing.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Do not shave your neck.

5. Never write about nebulae.