Yaklaggess is a god.

It takes the form of a large, resourceful fly.

Yaklaggess created the solar system three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yaklaggess, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Yaklaggess, it will jump up and down on your head.

Yaklaggess' most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Yaklaggess' Holy Commandments

1. Learn five new languages a year.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Do not wear indigo clothing.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Do not stand on grass.