Gatflisven is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, prudent jackal.

Gatflisven created silver eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Gatflisven, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Gatflisven, she will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Gatflisven's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Gatflisven's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Never mention whales.

3. Erect a giant zinc sculpture of Gatflisven in the centre of the settlement.

4. Always help hamsters.

5. Do not chop down trees.