Gubrapbop is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, thoughtless centaur.

Gubrapbop created the Tadpole Galaxy four years ago.

If you believe in Gubrapbop, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Gubrapbop, she will turn you into a frog.

Gubrapbop's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Gubrapbop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Never talk about dogs.

4. Never talk about deoxyribonucleic acid.

5. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.