Bitlaglop is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, overgenerous scorpion.

Bitlaglop created an atom four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bitlaglop, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Bitlaglop, it will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Bitlaglop's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Bitlaglop's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Do not run in public.

3. Always help aardvarks in need.

4. Worship no other gods but Bitlaglop.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.