Cinxuchen is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, deceitful snake.

Cinxuchen created tapeworms seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cinxuchen, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Cinxuchen, it will strike you with lightening.

Cinxuchen's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Cinxuchen's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if three badgers approach from the west.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Cinxuchen.

3. Do not wear tin on your body.

4. You must never eat onions.

5. Cinxuchen must be the most important thing in your life.