Paswipstik is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, astonishing shrew.

Paswipstik created snails five billion years ago.

If you believe in Paswipstik, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Paswipstik, she will destroy your favourite solar system.

Paswipstik's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Paswipstik's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Paswipstik.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Never feed lots of cucumbers to otters while wearing blue shirts.