Kansannab is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, kind frog.

Kansannab created oxygen two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kansannab, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Kansannab, it will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Kansannab's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Kansannab's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. You must never eat lentils.

3. Never feed onions to badgers while wearing gray boots.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate capybaras.

5. Never talk about optics near cats while wearing magenta ear rings.