Stancussfabflow is a god.
He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, compassionate
beaver.
Stancussfabflow created the Cigar Galaxy three billion years ago.
If you believe in
Stancussfabflow, he will approve.
If you do not believe in
Stancussfabflow, he will turn you into a giant slug.
Stancussfabflow's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.
Stancussfabflow's Holy Commandments1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.
2. Do not make images of living things.
3. Never talk about black holes.
4. Run away if seven dogs approach from the south.
5. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place in white.