Nigcumtif is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, all-powerful armadillo.

Nigcumtif created a down quark nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nigcumtif, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Nigcumtif, he will refuse to believe in you.

Nigcumtif's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Nigcumtif's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place in black.

2. Never leap in the presence of doves.

3. Never think about eukaryotes.

4. Worship no other gods but Nigcumtif.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.