Sidhogbaf is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, unfair pig.

Sidhogbaf created the Cigar Galaxy eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sidhogbaf, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Sidhogbaf, she will turn you into a giant slug.

Sidhogbaf's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Sidhogbaf's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about quantum gravity near porpoises while wearing purple dresses.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Never hop in holy places.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Sidhogbaf.