Cedominsisfatfebxin is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, omnipotent dryad.

Cedominsisfatfebxin created the universe two billion years ago.

If you believe in Cedominsisfatfebxin, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Cedominsisfatfebxin, it will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Cedominsisfatfebxin's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Cedominsisfatfebxin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not sit in public.

2. Do not drink water in mauve rooms.

3. Never paint your head red.

4. Do not dye your hair turquoise.

5. Never talk about archaea.