Arpcinflam Vanmegvan is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, cheerful centaur.

Arpcinflam Vanmegvan created bats eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Arpcinflam Vanmegvan, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Arpcinflam Vanmegvan, she will try to impress you with rainbows.

Arpcinflam Vanmegvan's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Arpcinflam Vanmegvan's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about thermodynamics.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Erect five silicon sculptures of Arpcinflam Vanmegvan on top of important buildings.

4. Do not eat pineapples.

5. Never talk about optics.