Yokdabortteen is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, tranquil wyrm.

Yokdabortteen created an atom eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yokdabortteen, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Yokdabortteen, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Yokdabortteen's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Yokdabortteen's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Yokdabortteen.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Tapirs are not to be trusted.

4. Always help sharks in need.

5. Erect a giant cyan sculpture of Yokdabortteen in the centre of the settlement.