Hamcissgup is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, awesome wren.

Hamcissgup created an atom two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hamcissgup, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Hamcissgup, she will turn you into a duck.

Hamcissgup's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Hamcissgup's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Never wear gray stockings.

4. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place in purple.

5. Never play with disobedient children.