Arfdunfod is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, unselfish skunk.

Arfdunfod created the Large Magellanic Cloud twelve years ago.

If you believe in Arfdunfod, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Arfdunfod, it will turn you into a slug.

Arfdunfod's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Arfdunfod's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Never think ill of sick seals.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate whales.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Do not sprint in public.