Cinnigpark is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, merciful bee.

Cinnigpark created the Virgo Supercluster six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cinnigpark, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Cinnigpark, she will make you grow a tail.

Cinnigpark's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Cinnigpark's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Never talk about comets.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Never talk about special relativity near snails while wearing blue boots.

5. Always wear black.