Pigmanfid is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, selfish goat.

Pigmanfid created the Milkyway eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pigmanfid, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Pigmanfid, he will turn you into a goat.

Pigmanfid's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Pigmanfid's Holy Commandments

1. Pigmanfid loves dogs, so they must be honoured.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Retreat if eight aardvarks approach from the east.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Never talk about fire.