Flamstiglik is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, capable mink.

Flamstiglik created oxygen five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Flamstiglik, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Flamstiglik, he will ignore you and hope you go away.

Flamstiglik's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Flamstiglik's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hop in public.

2. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place in pink.

3. Draw representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Always wear gray.

5. Never eat coconuts.