Latbastban is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, strong weasel.

Latbastban created the Sombrero Galaxy three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Latbastban, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Latbastban, it will remove you from existence.

Latbastban's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Latbastban's Holy Commandments

1. Always help birds.

2. Never think ill of sick great tits.

3. Never talk about nebulae.

4. Feed all hungry snails.

5. Never think about planets.