Gepgesslarg Godmotcun Wadcedflat is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, charitable tapir.

Gepgesslarg Godmotcun Wadcedflat created silver two million years ago.

If you believe in Gepgesslarg Godmotcun Wadcedflat, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Gepgesslarg Godmotcun Wadcedflat, it will turn you into a small brown duck.

Gepgesslarg Godmotcun Wadcedflat's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Gepgesslarg Godmotcun Wadcedflat's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat bananas.

2. Do not shave your legs.

3. Run away from green tapirs, for they are unholy.

4. Never talk about tortoises.

5. Erect a giant fawn sculpture of Gepgesslarg Godmotcun Wadcedflat in the centre of the settlement.