Godquillen is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, self-assured monkey.

Godquillen created a down quark eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Godquillen, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Godquillen, he will destroy your favourite planet.

Godquillen's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Godquillen's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Godquillen.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Godquillen loves manatees, so they must be honoured.

5. Always make sure there are no bats in a building before entering it.