Kansugraw is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, blissful hyena.

Kansugraw created the planet Venus four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kansugraw, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Kansugraw, it will turn you into a puffin.

Kansugraw's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Kansugraw's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of corn to porpoises while wearing red shirts.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate dogs.

3. You must never eat grapes.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Always look after injured mites.