Flagstiklib is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, annoying bat.

Flagstiklib created light four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Flagstiklib, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Flagstiklib, it will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Flagstiklib's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Flagstiklib's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear aluminium on your body.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Never hurt seals.

4. Flagstiklib loves gulls, so they must be honoured.

5. Erect a giant zinc sculpture of Flagstiklib in the centre of the settlement.