Nadhuddin is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, passionate wolf.

Nadhuddin created water five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nadhuddin, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Nadhuddin, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Nadhuddin's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Nadhuddin's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Never talk about cell theory.

3. You must pray to Nadhuddin four times a day.

4. Worship no other gods but Nadhuddin.

5. Never hurt moths.