Budominmip is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, weak weasel.

Budominmip created a bottom quark three billion years ago.

If you believe in Budominmip, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Budominmip, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Budominmip's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Budominmip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate porpoises.

3. Always make sure there are no ants in a room before entering it.

4. Do not wear fawn clothing.

5. Always take life seriously.