Fatbugkop Gonwapget is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, smart bee.

Fatbugkop Gonwapget created a top quark four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fatbugkop Gonwapget, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Fatbugkop Gonwapget, it will turn you into a snail.

Fatbugkop Gonwapget's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Fatbugkop Gonwapget's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Do not trade with those who eat figs.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Never talk about electromagnetism near voles while wearing fawn dresses.

5. Do not sing in public.