Minfabjab is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, contented octopus.

Minfabjab created the Small Magellanic Cloud three billion years ago.

If you believe in Minfabjab, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Minfabjab, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Minfabjab's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Minfabjab's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Never write about moons.

4. Never wear turquoise shorts.

5. Always help sick pigs.