Lantigpit is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, moody rhinoceros.

Lantigpit created the Cigar Galaxy two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Lantigpit, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Lantigpit, she will turn you into a giant snail.

Lantigpit's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Lantigpit's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate mites.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Lantigpit.

3. Swans are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Cats are not to be trusted.

5. Never think ill of sick bats.