Vabcumgab is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, kind naga.

Vabcumgab created the Virgo Supercluster five million years ago.

If you believe in Vabcumgab, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Vabcumgab, he will refuse to believe in you.

Vabcumgab's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Vabcumgab's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about nebulae.

2. Never mention squirrels.

3. Draw representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Hide from fawn horses for they are unholy.

5. You must pray to Vabcumgab nine times a day.