Teenfutsis is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, almighty giraffe.

Teenfutsis created bats three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Teenfutsis, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Teenfutsis, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Teenfutsis' most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Teenfutsis' Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Always help tapirs in need.

3. Do not wear brown clothing.

4. Teenfutsis loves capybaras, so they must be respected.

5. Do not drink water in green rooms.